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  • Chronicle Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set
  • Chronicle Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

$12.00
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Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

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They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.